Now Dear Girls breaks out of the character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test. From the importance of effectively Facebook-stalking potential girlfriends and effortlessly pulling off pastel, to learning when in the early stages of dating is too presumptuous to bring a condom and how to turn food poisoning into a dieting advantage, the girls get Charlie into trouble, but they also get him out of it—without ever having a clue of their impact on him.
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His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour. Now Dear Girls breaks out of the character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test. From the importance of effectively Facebook-stalking potential girlfriends and effortlessly pulling off pastel, to learning when in the early stages of dating is too presumptuous to bring a condom and how to turn food poisoning into a dieting advantage, the girls get Charlie into trouble, but they also get him out of it—without ever having a clue of their impact on him.
He studied directing at the American Film Institute and owns his own production company, Cloudbreak Productions. Fashion is totally my seventh sense. These voices, the voices of the girls who lived above me, had become the Greek chorus of my life. As a guy not new to city life, I expected the intrusions and boundary violations that occur when one lives with only a few inches of wood and stucco between himself and his neighbors.
Random footsteps, muffled television programs, maybe even the occasional sentence fragment.
But I most definitely did not expect to be the unwilling audience of a twenty-four-hour slumber party between the Winston Churchill and Benjamin Franklin of the generation. To a more innocent time. I stood on the freshly cut lawn of my apartment building and looked around to make sure no one was within earshot. There was the girl across the street chatting on her cell phone, but she seemed much too preoccupied by the argument she was having with her boyfriend to notice me.
So, I cleared my throat. These are the words I must say to my dog every morning in order for him to go to the bathroom. No wonder dogs listened to her. We go through this routine at eight a. If I wait till eight thirty a. Even the smallest drop of water frightens him.
Good boy! The Jesse James of my apartment building.
I guess the very same guy whose wardrobe appears to be sponsored by Ed Hardy. Learn to love it. There would have been no reason to converse with him and his freshly trimmed nether area if I were a cat owner. Felines are smart; they go to the bathroom inside, just like humans. A real trailblazer. Got it.
I watched as the Con-Man air-drummed his way over to his hydraulic truck and peeled out of the parking garage, almost running over apartment 6A, Mr. Molever, the on-site landlord.
And when he does speak, it only has to do with the apartment building. But maybe Mr. I picked up my dog, who was carrying out my command mid-pee, and I hid behind the nearest tree. Marvin expressed his discomfort by heavily panting. It worked for three seconds, and then he began wheezing and shaking around. This caught the attention of Mr. Hopefully this brilliant turn of phrase would serve to distract Mr.
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Molever from remembering I was late on my rent payment. Now, that, sir, was funny.
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Have a good day, Mr. I put Marvin on the ground just in time for him to take a much-needed breath of life and swiftly made my way toward the entrance of the building. I was almost at the front door, free from any more neighborly interactions, when Mr.
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Molever defied the laws of physics and suddenly appeared in front of me. His demeanor had shifted and he was not laughing anymore. Now it was my turn to pee. Usain Bolt.
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Now, if my calculations are correctamundo, and let me tell you, they always are, then you are one day and eight hours late on your financing agreement with this building. I will go write you a check and slide it under your door right away, Mr.